15 Hardest Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?

  1. 10 lives that last 100 years.  (And I think it’s still too long.)

  2. Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?

  3. Definitely toilet paper made from sandpaper.  I don’t wanna go blind.
  4. Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?

  5. Without elbows.  I still really need to walk!
  6. Would you rather experience a sharp pain in your side each time someone says your name or have a bell sound each time you are aroused?

  7. Have a bell sound each time I am aroused.  (Since I’ve never been around before.)
  8. Would you rather have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music or have accordions for legs?

  9. Accordions for legs.  The former one is just too disgusting.
  10. Would you rather have to sneeze but not be able to or have something stuck in your eye for an entire year?

  11. Sneeze but not be able to.  Have something stuck in my eye just sounds horrible.
  12. Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?

  13. Be a dragon.  Damn!
  14. Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?

  15. Have everyone think I had sex with a goat even though I didn’t.
  16. Would you rather have hair nowhere on your body or be very hairy all over and not be able to shave?

  17. Have hair nowhere on my body.
  18. Would you rather never be able to speak again or always have to say everything that is on your mind?

  19. Always have to say everything that is on my mind.  Yep.  Everyone will hate me.
  20. Would you rather be able to read or be able to read minds (but be illiterate)?

  21. Be able to read minds.  Illiterate, so what?  I can listen to audio books!
  22. Would you rather be able to speak fluently every language in the world or be the best in the world at something of your choosing?

  23. Speak fluently every language in the world.
  24. Would you rather be in prison for five years in solitary confinement or not ever go to prison and not ever become rich?

  25. Be in prison for five years in solitary confinement.  At least I get to count a lot of money.
  26. Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?

  27. A snow suit in the desert.
  28. Would you rather change the past or be able to see into the future?

  29. See into the future so that I can win the lottery.
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